Lessons Learned

• Just because the bottle says "Dishwashing Soap", that doesn't mean it should be used in a dishwasher. Especially if it says "Ultra Concentrated".
• The dishwasher drains into your sink if the garbage disposal is blocked.
• If you stop it mid-cycle, the dishwasher doesn't drain. Especially if you stopped it because there were suds pouring out of the bottom of it. You gotta find the right spot in the middle of the "rinse" cycle that activates the pump instead of adding more water (and thus, more suds) to the system.

Also:

• It can hail in Seattle. But when it does, people will still call it "snow".